5. Woodhouse's Punishments Unfortunately for Woodhouse, Archer "devises bizarre punishments" a lot. This one has to be the most disgusting though. 4. "Phrasing"1. Archer's Voicemails The writers really sunk a lot of thought into these. Archer's annoying voicemail messages plague his colleagues constantly. Unfortunately, there's not a usable clip of his ultimate voicemail prank in season 5-he redirects the phone to the sound system of the house of the person who's calling-but this compilation is awesome anyway. Comment below with other great Archer running gags I may have missed.